Tag Archives: Mayonnaise

Just a few short, but pithy items…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s giraffe is the one trying on summer sun hats in Harrods. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late. No. 416. I’m sorry I’m late, but I was trying to update my cookies and privacy policy. A single … Continue reading

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Simon and T-Mayo’s gourmet night…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s expletive is ‘Well, Google me!…’ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On my way to the dentists yesterday for an early morning check-up I bumped into my friend Stella who you may have come across when she occasionally comments on … Continue reading

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Doom and T-Mayo go for it…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s financial forecast is for thick grasping fingers holding hot coins, whilst aromatic creamy banknotes are aflutter in the wind. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My friend Stella, whom you may have encountered at odd times in these pages, enthusiastically … Continue reading

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T-Mayo and Doom in Tesco’s…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to spend the whole day travelling on buses reciting poems to the other passengers whilst wearing an Adam West style Batman cowl. A.W. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Last week when I came across that old copy … Continue reading

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Old Mayonnaise discovered…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s sound is that of a distant mousetrap snapping shut at three o’clock in the morning. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This morning I came across a dusty cobweb streaked copy of ‘PLOP – the Journal of the Hull Surrealist … Continue reading

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Simon and Tony’s banquet…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s financial forecast is for the markets to go ape big time, and for futures to glimpse a wide-eyed rabbit in the road. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My ‘friend’ Stella tells me that those two aesthetic rogues, Simon Doom … Continue reading

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Doom and T-Mayo entertain…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s featured biscuit is another fig roll – they are so persistent! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bumped into my friend Stella this morning, you know Stella, she’s the one who generously comes round to discuss my paintings and … Continue reading

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