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Avenger-Trek revisited…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s radish is the one that unexpectedly appeared on my window sill yesterday afternoon. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, what is one to do when there is an episode of the original 1960s Star Trek on one channel, and … Continue reading

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A few short items…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instruction is to slit the wrapping with a suitable implement and remove, rub it down with something soft and fluffy, tickle the underparts with a moistened finger end, stand back a couple of paces and … Continue reading

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Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s nice dances are: the Ballu tundu, the Gankino, the Diablada, the Dougie, and the Jarabe tapatio. Come on, let’s jump about a bit, which one do you fancy?… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Girl, I wanna feed you in … Continue reading

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Just a few short items…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s dance is the boogaloo. Come on Stella – let’s boogaloo around the kitchen! Hey, watch out for that pan of minestrone simmering on the hob! You nearly had it over with your elbow just then!… … Continue reading

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Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s octopus is the one showing off juggling a complete set of snooker balls. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Wear an ombolla collar Jean?…’ ‘Six-hundred-and-ninety-nine, lash!’ ‘But the lightship wasn’t on the sign…’ ‘It was cup good-guys Memphis stew.’ ‘I’m … Continue reading

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Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s financial forecast is for the rouble bubble to antagonise the ducking dinar and for the Hong Kong dollar to scurry off into a corner and read a thick book. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘We might eat some fudge.’ … Continue reading

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Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s really nice fish names are: the Canary Rockfish, the Cherubfish, the Flabby Whale Fish, the Luminous Hake, and the Barbeled Houndshark. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Wendy, it’s just like a mound-full.’ ‘Just check the diameter Paul, the old … Continue reading

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