Tag Archives: opening lines

Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film stars are: Sank Frinatra and Wohn Jayne. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Look over there Mickey!’ ‘At last!… That looks like the long-lost spaceship of Captain Snaith!’ ‘But what the hell is that, looking out of the … Continue reading

Posted in academia, celebrities, composition, conversation, cool, creation, drama, existentialism, humour, information, jobs, puzzle, serendipity, story, surrealism, weather, words, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film stars are: Gel Mibson and Smaggie Mith. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was their first house purchase, a modest two bedroom red brick terraced house in a run-down part of town, but Rudolph and Betty Cubbs … Continue reading

Posted in celebrities, creation, drama, humour, information, magic, people, phones, puzzle, surrealism, swearing, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown UK/Europe: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like a black hole – it’s surprisingly heavy, but it does consume all of its own shavings. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dusty and weary, cowhand Bubba Molyneux pushed open the saloon … Continue reading

Posted in brain, composition, creation, drama, food, humour, information, puzzle, reading, story, style, surrealism, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected fish names are: the Alaska blackfish, the Long-finned sand diver, the Golden shiner, the Mummichog, the Pelican gulper, and the Bumblebee goby. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smeg Whimlock had seen people in films climb up drainpipes … Continue reading

Posted in brain, creation, drama, humour, puzzle, reading, surrealism, words, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like the planet Saturn – not a terrific pourer, but the ring system can of course be used as a handle. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jacky Snort plunged down, down; the … Continue reading

Posted in adjectives, brain, composition, creation, drama, dreaming, humour, puzzle, reading, serendipity, surrealism, sweating, words, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments