Tag Archives: poetry

So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s Orson Welles lookalike twins are Sally and Melinda Bloot. Come on, waddle up, and sit on the sofa and chat with us for a few minutes – I love your padding and convincing beards by … Continue reading

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Avenger-Trek revisited…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s radish is the one that unexpectedly appeared on my window sill yesterday afternoon. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, what is one to do when there is an episode of the original 1960s Star Trek on one channel, and … Continue reading

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Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s nice dances are: the Ballu tundu, the Gankino, the Diablada, the Dougie, and the Jarabe tapatio. Come on, let’s jump about a bit, which one do you fancy?… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Girl, I wanna feed you in … Continue reading

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Yes, I think I’m in the mood for spam!…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s octopus is the one showing off in the music shop by playing Chopin preludes on three pianos at once. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, recently I have experienced a glut of spam. I really only said that so … Continue reading

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Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s octopus is the one showing off juggling a complete set of snooker balls. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Wear an ombolla collar Jean?…’ ‘Six-hundred-and-ninety-nine, lash!’ ‘But the lightship wasn’t on the sign…’ ‘It was cup good-guys Memphis stew.’ ‘I’m … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise on the wall…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: veal violet, ravioli red, broccoli beige, omelette orange, toast turquoise, fricassee fawn, and pumpernickel pink. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Friday lunchtime I was trying to cross the road outside the Dulltown Central Library, … Continue reading

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Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s financial forecast is for the rouble bubble to antagonise the ducking dinar and for the Hong Kong dollar to scurry off into a corner and read a thick book. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘We might eat some fudge.’ … Continue reading

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