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Mayonnaise on the wall…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: veal violet, ravioli red, broccoli beige, omelette orange, toast turquoise, fricassee fawn, and pumpernickel pink. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Friday lunchtime I was trying to cross the road outside the Dulltown Central Library, … Continue reading

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Doom and the vegetables…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like the sound of a golf ball dropping down a hole. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of my favourite cafes is the one on the north-east side of the square called … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise and the Americano…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s weather will feature clouds like the snowy heads of old gentlemen, suspended aerial droplets the size of duck eggs, circular gusts of bright blue wind, and thick cut marmalade available in the sky towards evening. … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise with sticks…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like a hint of sunshine. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hm, I generally don’t like ‘middle of the road’, ‘nice’ music. I tend to be drawn to music that has a bit … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise amongst the products…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s specially featured arthropod is the Giant Lichen Orbweaver. (GLO) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As I was nipping into the supermarket yesterday for some carrots and onions I noticed Tony Mayonnaise, poet from the glory days of the Hull … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise and the tiny pens…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: keeshond, kemple, kerseymere, keddah, killut, and bilboes. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Mrs Mouldie (Professor Mouldie is apparently staying in a monastery for … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise on the train…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word ‘meme’. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yesterday afternoon I was heading towards the Dulltown shopping centre walking past the entrance to the railway station when Tony Mayonnaise, poet from … Continue reading

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