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Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s octopus is the one waiting at the supermarket checkout, playfully poking and tickling all the other customers in the queue simultaneously – oh, listen to them giggle. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Whoo-e-oo-e-oo, I lie, in your library.’ ‘Girl, … Continue reading

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I have the measure of you now…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s gargoyle is the clean-cut handsome one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘It’s all to do with mensuration…’ ‘Eh?…’ ‘Mensuration…’ ‘What’s that?’ ‘Didn’t you do it at school?’ ‘I don’t think so – we didn’t do biology.’ ‘It’s not biology, … Continue reading

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