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Ugg and Lugg, and those other people…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s special colours are: fruity brown, delicious yellow, tangy turquoise, succulent beige, salty mauve, spicy blue, and the colour of that stain on the ceiling where the rain came in two years ago. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg… Ugg!…’ … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg are out of the cave…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word monolith. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Hello Ugg… Hey, what’s that red mark on your forehead?’ ‘It’s nothing Lugg…’ ‘Look, there’s a spot of blood on it – better … Continue reading

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What’s in Ugg’s handy snake-skin pouch?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s architectural term is Sally-port. A postern gate or passage underground from the inner to outer works of a fortification. I used to have a sally-port, but I had it filled in as soon as I … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg on rough dirty ground…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s ancient Egyptian deity, the one appearing as a cat or cat-headed, is the goddess Bastet. Her cult centre is Bubastis, and her associations are Daughter and The Eye of Re. (Bastet) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg!…’ ”Oh, hello … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg and the bison skull…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s featured letter of the alphabet is the capital ‘U’. All the other letters really like their comrade the ‘U’ – they like the way he so effortlessly collects rainwater – they are really glad of … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg and the logs…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s apple cart is the one that’s just ever so slightly perturbed… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg… Ugg!…’ ‘Eh?… What?…’ ‘Wake up you idiot! You were chuckling and yelping in your sleep, like a stuck antelope.’ ‘Like an antelope? … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg and thinking…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instruction is to take all your clothes off and lie on your bed looking up at the ceiling counting spiders whilst slapping your belly with the flat of your hand. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg… Ugg… Ugg!…’ ‘Oh?… … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg talk flint knapping…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: marrowless, marline, marocain, markhor, martagon, and brocket. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. The professor will be … Continue reading

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Ugg, Lugg, and the turnips…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about what happened to Her Majesty the Queen’s hat – oh, how we chortled down in the basement back at Buck House! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg, I have seen you, you know!’ ‘Eh?…’ … Continue reading

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Ugg, Lugg, and the mud…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s honoured guests are the Kin Jong-un lookalike twins Maureen and Stanley Thang. Goodness me, you do look unusually stern today – come on in and sit on the sofa with us. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg… Ugg!…’ ‘Eh?’ … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg on Mammoth Day morning…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s rattlesnake is the one that plays percussion in a salsa band. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ah, Ugg.’ ‘Oh, hello Lugg.’ ‘Ugg…’ ‘Yes?’ ‘Are you feeling alright?’ ‘Yes, Lugg, why do you ask?’ ‘Well, the sun is hardly over … Continue reading

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Ugg’s fruit and stuff…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s reptile is the one smiling and pretending to be nice behind the counter at the NatWest bank. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg…’ ‘Mm?…’ ‘Ugg!…’ ‘What Lugg?’ ‘What are you doing?’ ‘I’m just sorting out my fruit.’ ‘Your fruit?’ … Continue reading

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Ugg and Lugg…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s expletive is: The devil in thy maw! – from the early 15th century Wakefield Shepherd’s Play. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg…’ ‘Eh?…’ ‘Ugg!…’ ‘Oh, hello Lugg.’ ‘Come here Ugg!…’ ‘What?…’ ‘What’s all this stuff here in the back … Continue reading

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Where the water goes…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s joke is the one about the millionaire footballers and the difficult to open packet of fruit gums. Oh, how we chortled as we washed their BMWs down in the basement… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg…’ ‘Yes?’ ‘I’ve been … Continue reading

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Ugg develops a mud idea…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s adjectives are: bumptious, Dravidian, lurching, cute, and pickled. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Lugg…’ ‘What!…’ ‘Do you remember when Pugg stepped out of his cave and fell in the mud?’ ‘Ugg!…’ ‘Yes Lugg?’ ‘You are not supposed to be … Continue reading

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