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Tag Archives: writing
Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…
But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s financial forecast is for the markets to show remarkable and unprecedented gains as the world’s wildlife dies out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘You are in the samey samey now girl!’ ‘I don’t wanna be there babe, it’s all … Continue reading
Posted in abstract, animals, brain, cafe, cool, finance, humour, information, misheard, music, poetry, serendipity, sex, style, surrealism, words
Tagged arts, cheery lantern, dictionary word, discovery, financial forecast, honey shoes, just gloves, lino-cool, madness, misheard, music, nuthy, pie-e-eye, poetry, samey samey, serendipity, sex, steel-ray, style, surrealism, violin, wildlife, words, writing
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Oh, those Crush characters!…
But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film star is Bevin Kacon. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And speaking of names, before you even make a start on your novel you should have a good think about what names to give the characters that will … Continue reading
Posted in books, brain, celebrities, creation, history, humour, people, puzzle, religion, style, surrealism, thinking, words, writing
Tagged arts, Bertie Wooster, celebrities, Crush names, history, kevin bacon, Monty Tick, multimillion dollar fortune, New York, P. G. Wodehouse, Pnin, Psmith, puzzle, spare names, style, surrealism, tall tree surgeon, Veronica Crush, vladimir nabokov, words, writing
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There’s something jolly fishy in that parcel…
But first… Dulltowm. UK/Europe: Today’s dictionary words are: calumba, nematophore, skyre, lazzarone, wuther and lenocinium. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. You must be fully … Continue reading
Posted in archeology, art, books, drama, drawing, history, Hull.UK., humour, information, politics, reading, school, story, words, writing
Tagged 1950s Britain, art, arts, Attic Greek, Boris Johnson, Bossy Bates, celebrities, dictionary word, dictionary words, discovery, drawing, history, instruction, lookalike, madness, Professor Mouldie, serendipity, style, The Lion Annual 1956, The Secret Chimp, words, writing
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Just a few short, but pithy items…
But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s mild Victorian expletive is Lawkadaisy! An obvious corruption of Lord have mercy! Come on dear readers let’s try to slip this one into our conversations today. ‘Lawkadaisy! What’s that Trump man been saying now!…’ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> … Continue reading
Posted in art, composition, conversation, creation, Dulltown, expletives, Grumpiness, history, Hull.UK., humour, observations, overheard, poetry, seeing, serendipity, spam, surrealism, swearing, words, writing
Tagged advice to artists, Amazon Prime, anodyne, art, arts, conversation, dictionary word, expletives, history, Lawkadaisy!, madness, monster trucks, name change, observations, overheard, poetry, pomposity, prancing, serendipity, spam, surrealism, Tony Mayonnaise, vapid, words, writing
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This is not art No. 41…
But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s octopus is the one talking on eight phones at once. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This fine painting is unfortunately not signed; it is approximately 1.6 metres by 1.2 metres in size. It is uncertain whether the main vertically … Continue reading
Posted in abstract, academia, adjectives, art, brain, colours, composition, dreaming, Dulltown, Hull.UK., humour, information, observations, painting, photography, serendipity, style, surrealism
Tagged abstract painting, academia, art, arts, ATM, blue, brown, bullshit, carefully chosen colours, cash point, colour, dictionary word, discovery, fecund, fine art, found art, language, madness, octopus, painting, phones, photography, serendipity, style, surrealism, this is not art, waffle, words, writing
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A rather boring item about a pen, (with photos!)…
But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s elephant in the room is the one trying to use one of the host’s billiard cues as a back scratcher. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As you may know dear reader, I usually write all this blogging stuff in … Continue reading
Posted in brain, cafe, celebrities, composition, cool, creation, dreaming, Dulltown, existentialism, Hull.UK., humour, information, puzzle, surrealism, words, writing
Tagged André Breton, art, arts, celebrities, conversation, dictionary word, discovery, elephant in the room, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Jean Paul Sartre, P. G. Wodehouse, pablo picasso, Parker pens, pen refills, serendipity, style, surrealism, W H Smiths, words, writing
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Some opening lines for stories never to be written…
But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s wrinkled old Polaroid snapshot is the one of me being lifted upside down by a grinning Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of The Terminator in 1983. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Professor Schmell’s laboratory was in the attic room … Continue reading
Posted in brain, celebrities, cool, creation, drama, dreaming, Film, humour, reading, story, style, surrealism, writing
Tagged 1983, angry wasps, arnold schwartzenegger, arts, Big Ben, celebrities, film, flight to Paraguay, Fortune Teller, history, Hollywood Actor, homunculus, madness, noon, Parliament Square, rehearsals, Strangways, style, surrealism, tea, The Terminator, writing
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