No, but what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: couvade, himation, rhabdus, huckaback, arsmetrick, and spontoon. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up in a curly wig and in the garb of a Victorian washerwoman, you must not let this distract you from your studies. Extra marks will be warded to students with noticeably large ears.
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Anti-odour technology – accelerate recovery! – to pay less on broadband! – sensitivity is an issue! – £29.95 per month! – smooth vivacious skin – so, you want to lose weight? –  your special animal companion – casino experts! – geographic restrictions apply – yes, you can just switch and save! – tangled hair? – pain in the muscles? – save £125! – you want flexibility! – nine out of ten pet owners – family life – fresh-smelling air! – journey powerful! –  free to play – celebrity cruises – bonus rounds! – do you want to know my skin secret? – world class expertise! – your life, is our science! – pepperoni! pepperoni! – in the toilet – download our app! – the fascinating truth! – but everyone is different! – just enter by midnight! – life-saving research – a dream come true! – a hundred-thousand pounds! – Wednesdays at nine – terms and conditions apply…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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