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But Dave, don’t you get fed up with jotting down all that misheard classical singing stuff, from the radio?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s meerkat is, really, just an ordinary mere cat.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the answer to today’s title question is: ‘Well, no, not really, in fact, I rather like doing it.’ They might be singing in English, or they might … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, classical singing on the radio, confusion?, conversation, dee dee dee dee, diction?, discovery, fruit-pot, madness, meerkat, mem?, mere cat, metric, misheard, misheards?, my sandals?, observations, opera?, Pamello?, poonicks, Radoo?, serendipity, style, surrealism, words, workshop
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But, what is it that the TV ads are trying to tell us?…
But first…Dulltown UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: Rotten Red, Vile Violet, Yowling Yellow, Brutish Blue, Creepy Crimson, Ghastly Green, Tortured Turquoise, Moribund Mauve, Putrid Pink and Writhing White.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And which, would you gift? – Google Pixel? – a duo-pack … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, Brutish Blue, capsules!, carefully chosen colours, cash!, credit score, Creepy Crimson, discovery, Ghastly Green, gift?, google, madness, Moribund Mauve, Mugler, nose bleed, observations, Putrid Pink. Writhing White., Rotten Red, sensitive skin?, serendipity, shaving?, style, surrealism, Tortured Turquoise, TV advertising, unblock your nose, unstopable!, vile violet, words, Writhing White., Yowling Yellow
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How about some more misheard classical singing?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like Donald Trump’s head.It is not a good pourer, and it is rather unpleasant to use.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Come on, you boys and girls! Yes, I know you’ve had years and … Continue reading
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Tagged a fence?, art, arts, beery, belly belly, Chomnah, classical, classical singing on the radio, diction, discovery, eggs?, journalism, loudy?, madness, molls?, nizzasta, observations, on the radio, pain and suffereing, pento?, serendipity, slarry, style, suffering, surrealism, wars!, words
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What is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…
But first.Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: marrowsky, samshoo, hesternal, Supralapsarian, muggins, and dodecagon. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be awarded … Continue reading
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What’s all that? Misheard classical singing?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s elephant in the room is the one trying to juggle three coat hangers.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, dear reader, more misheard classical singing.What was I doing, when I jotted down these lines in my studio/workshop notebook?Oh yes, I had … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, as a prune, clipboard, coat hangers, discovery, elephant in the room, flopping, ha ha ha ha ha ha, hip hip hip, juggling, lady, lino, lino printing, madness, multi-knees?, observations, serendipity, studio/workshop, style, surrealism, sweat-damp, towel?, vent-room, weee!, wimna, words, workbench
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Mail Art postcard, No. 4844…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary word is, drosometer.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hm… Here it is… A simple quick collage, on yellow card, using clippings from some trashy magazines. Is it surrealism? It might be. ‘This looks like something in the news, from a … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, birds eyes, conversation, discovery, drosometer, it wqs on the news, looking at us, madness, mail art postcards, observations, Owl's eyes, owls eyes, owls necks, Owls?, random dictionary words, serendipity, shock kiss, snog, snogging, Strange, style, surrealism, verbal collage, words, yellow card
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But, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…
But first…Dulltown UK: Today’s dictionary words are: akee, femerell, torbanite, limn, wamus, and marcescent. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences, ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be awarded … Continue reading
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Tagged akee, arts, broadband, cuddle, dictionary words, discovery, energy, femerell, limn, lingering smells, looked up, madness, marcescent, observations, Professor Mouldie, renewable, serendipity, serum!, speaking French, students, style, surrealism, switchers, torbanite, TV ads, Vimto!, wamus, whipped topping, words
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Some more overheard, and misheard, snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s instructions are:Remove the red rubber bands that go around the top of the unit, turn knobs marked A, B, C and E, to their maximum positions, snip the tinsel strands from around the wheels, place a … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, bubble, carefree manner, clebrity folds, conversation, dental floss, discovery, goggles, hands in pockets, instructions, knobs, madness, mains power, masks, observations, pook, sandalwood soap, serendipity, starch, steam horses?, style, surrealism, thanyoo, tinsel, tobbler, tugs, words
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Just some more misheard lines of classical singing…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s elephant in the room is the one knitting a giant jumper for a cousin of hers.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A cold day in the studio/workshop; the heater is humming (Maybe it shouldn’t do that?); there’s an almost complete drawing/painting … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, BBC Radio 3, classical singing on the radio, classical station, conversation, drawing, gravel, Japanese black pen, madness, misheard, misheard calssical singing, muscular, oily scheme, painting, pignuts, posh-sounding, reckless., serendipity, style, surrealism, tomb?, warbling, words
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Some overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s anteater is the one in the café, asking if they have got any ants.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘You never know, then it will be the spring, Charles.’‘Well, it was just, a sort of, diamond smell.’‘What? See a crazy person … Continue reading
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Tagged anteater, ants, ants in the cafe, art, arts, bench, bottom, buoys, Cafe Conversation, Charles, conversation, diamond smell, discovery, flute, Frank, madness, misheard, movie, observations, overheard conversation, serendipity, style, surreal poem, surrealism, surrealism., tribe, wasp, whoosh, words
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But snails and worms should be procured for them…
But first…Dulltown. UK: Today’s sudden silence will be when the aliens, in their UFOs, will stop all the wars going on in the world…>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Come on, dear reader, let’s travel back in time!Well, no, not really, but we can have … Continue reading
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Tagged Aliens, Britain 1930s, cage birds, carving, discovery, drachm, drum-sticks, evening, jalap, lipogram, ninety-year-old book, nurseries, pastimes, pinions, proverbs, puzzle, ribs, silence, style, sudden silence, surrealism, tartar confection, The Daily Express Enquire Within, thrushes, top of the page, UFOs, wars, words, words of wisdom
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Yes, I’m still watching the detectives and playing blues riffs…
But first…Dulltown. UK: Today’s pigeon is the one who has discovered jumping up and down, and fluttering, on the squirrel-proof bird feeder, to make some seeds fall out for its bird pals below.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I suppose it is better for … Continue reading
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Tagged 911 call, art, beers, bird feeder, bird pals, chords C D E, clever pigeons, conversation, detectives, discovery, in old Soho, Lola, madness, observations, pigeons, poem, police shows, serendipity, strumming, style, surrealism, tenty five to life, the blues, the Kinks, words
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Just a few short, but pithy items…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: phyle, swatter, markhor, edaphic, metrostyle, replum, and daddock. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn … Continue reading
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Tagged 2 Novembers, art, arts, bad music, bland music?, Christmastime, conversation, daddock, discovery, edaphic, excuses for being late, jazz music, madness, markhor, metrostyle, New Hope for the Wretched, observations, phyle, replum, serendipity, sometimes I..., style, surrealism, swatter, The Plasmatics, Wendy Orlean Williams, words
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What? More misheard classical singing in the workshop?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary word is, gadling. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I was in the studio/workshop yesterday. I was idly faffing around with a piece of card that I’d found in my pencil-pen-rubber box, it was flat, but seemed, due to … Continue reading
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Tagged a pony., ahmen!, art, arts, balmy, BBC radio, BBC Radio 3, conflict, discovery, Esme, full-fot, glapt, gowdy, madness, Marietta, poem, poetry, potty, serendipity, style, surrealism, top coals, wars, words, world leaders
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Just some overheard, and misheard, snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s moth names are: Ashworth’s Rustic, the Dew Moth, the Yellow-ringed Carpet, the Green Longhorn, the Dark Arches, the July Belle, and the Palpeta Vitrealis.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Jiffs’!‘Eeeee! Eeeee’!‘East Yorkshire limes’?‘A tasty dirty Wednesday’!‘I already been the Pope, Tom.’‘Harry … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, Ashworth's Rustic, baguettes, cafe, Cafe Conversation, conversation, discovery, Eeee!, featherrs, Hull cafe, jiffs, madness, moths, observations, Palpeta Vitrealis., poon, Pope?, serendipity, style, surrealism, tempt me, the Dark Arches, the Dew Moth, the Green Longhorn, the July Belle, the Yellow-ringed Carpet, tongue, trousers, words
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What’s that? Misheard classical singing?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s giraffe is the one being arrested by the police for looking into people’s upstairs windows.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The studio/workshop is a bit cold this time of year, and of course also in the coming months. I do have … Continue reading
Posted in abstract, art, arts, brain, composition, cool, drama, expletives, giraffe, Grumpiness, humour, information, magic, misheard, music, overheard, painting, puzzle, radio, science, serendipity, sex, smiling, style, surrealism, swearing, thinking, war, weather, words
Tagged arts, BBC News, bbc world service, classical singing, cold, dandy, discovery, dith, fingerless gloves, giraffe, heat fan, looops, madness, misheard, misheard calssical singing, observations, on the radio, patterned rug, police, Radio 3, serendipity, studio/workshop, style, surrealism, words
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More misheard classical singing on the radio…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: infrahuman, scug, tymp, macle, complanate, brassard, and missummation. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, BBC, BBC Radio 3, brassard, complanate, de-down, dictionary word, discovery, infrahuman, like flies, macle, madness, mick, missummation., observations, Professor Mouldie, scug, serendipity, stupid, stupid humans, style, surrealism, tymp, wandel, whistle., witty and clever, words
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What is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…
But first…Dulltown UK: Today’s dictionary word is, isobront.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Internet banking! – a million drivers – weird or what? – as pure as a parent’s love – colour vibrantly! – it brightens our mood – more vitamin C! – two for … Continue reading
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Tagged Americano, art, arts, chocolate!, colour, contactless, control, delicious blends, dictionary word, diesel?, discovery, dog, gums, hydrated?, inside your mind, internet, isobront, killer, madness, observations, serendipity, shake and pour, style, surrealism, vitamin C, words
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Some overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: dita, prudhomme, dudeen, viscacha, flaser, pennon, and synaeresis. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks with awarded … Continue reading
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Tagged arts, conversation, derv, dictionary words, discovery, dita, doffer, dudeen, extra marks, fane, festog, fig, flaser, ladle, madness, observations, on the map, one-eye hoot, pennon, Professor Mouldie, prudhomme, serendipity, shoulder length hair, students, style, surrealism, synaeresis, viscacha, weeble, words
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