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Category Archives: joke
Come on, let’s have some fun, on the moon!…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s nice sounding word is, marzipan.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imagine being a kid back in 1956!And for Christmas we got a book, perhaps like the Lion Annual for that year. The girls would get books with ponies on the front … Continue reading
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Tagged 1956, art, arts, Christamas, craters, discovery, drawing, education, fun on the moon, graphics, grinning, guns, illustration, kids, marzipan, on the moon., planets, ponies for girls, rockets, serendipity, style, surrealism, The Lion Annual 1956, words
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How about another of my strange drawings, pastels?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: ischium, riparian, skegger, jesserant, costrel, modius, and xyster. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be … Continue reading
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Tagged About 24" x 17", art, arts, black ink, close up view, conversation, costrel, dictionary word, discovery, don't look at the eyes!, eyes, facial hair, gallery, ischium, jesserant, madness, modius, observations, on paper, outlines, pastels, Professor Mouldie, puzzle, riparian, serendipity, skegger, style, surrealism, the eyes., words, xyster
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Oh, that lino print that I mentioned a few days ago…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: Pastel Purple, Brush Brown, Pencil Pink, Rubber Russet, Compasses Cream, Pen Puce, Ink Indigo, Crayon Crimson, Ruler Rouge, and Sharpener Silver. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh look, here it is!For a look at the previous … Continue reading
Posted in abstract, academia, adjectives, archeology, art, arts, brain, colours, composition, conversation, cool, creation, design, drama, drawing, dreaming, existentialism, expletives, fine art prints, Grumpiness, humour, information, joke, learning, lino cut printing, lino printing, magic, observations, prints, puzzle, science, seeing, serendipity, smiling, style, surrealism, swearing, sweating, thinking, words, writing
Tagged art, arts, black and white, black ring, Brush Brown, carefully selected colours, clinber, Compasses Cream, conversation, Crayon Crimson, hollow?, Ink Indigo, inside, madness, mountaineering, observations, Pastel Purple, Pen Puce, Pencil Pink, questions?, Rubber Russet, Ruler Rouge, serendipity, Sharpener Silver., siliness, space, style, suns, surrealism, sweating cobs, words
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Yet, some more notes, on playing blues guitar…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s supermarket vegetable, that you are not sure about, is the pak choi.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I thought that I’d finished with these short pieces about playing blues guitar, but there were a couple of things that I meant … Continue reading
Posted in academia, archeology, arts, blues, brain, celebrities, composition, cool, creation, drama, guitars, history, humour, information, instruction, joke, learning, puzzle, serendipity, smiling, style, surrealism, sweating, thinking, Uncategorized, words, writing
Tagged art, arts, blues, Blues guitar, blues is dead, discovery, doing solos, don't be boring, how to play blues guitar?, Howlin' Wolf, Louie louie, madness, Muddy Waters, not boring!, not note for note!, not too clever, pak choi, roadrunner, satisfaction, serendipity, style, surrealism, timing, vegetables', what I used to do, words
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But Dave, don’t you get fed up with jotting down all that misheard classical singing stuff, from the radio?…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s meerkat is, really, just an ordinary mere cat.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the answer to today’s title question is: ‘Well, no, not really, in fact, I rather like doing it.’ They might be singing in English, or they might … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, classical singing on the radio, confusion?, conversation, dee dee dee dee, diction?, discovery, fruit-pot, madness, meerkat, mem?, mere cat, metric, misheard, misheards?, my sandals?, observations, opera?, Pamello?, poonicks, Radoo?, serendipity, style, surrealism, words, workshop
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Oh, it’s that double lino print, I mentioned before…
But first…Dulltown UK: Today’s disappointing Vladimir Nabokov novel is the one called Pnin.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, dear reader, it’s the double lino print that I made reference to in a post a few days ago. Do click here to see the post … Continue reading
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Tagged a bang oin the forehead, art, arts, banging nails in, cubes and dots, framed on a wall, generously paid, in space?, lino prints, look at the prints!, observations, odd-job person, Pnin, serendipity, spacing..., style, surrealism, three-d, vladimir nabokov, words
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Some more of those overheard, and misheard, snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: hyaline, rummer, sixaine, godroon, zoppo, and ganoid.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Then it slipped, just slipped, through my fingers, see’!‘And then it was at some total level point, Sally.’‘Oh, he was quite a meteor cup outside…’‘Then I … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, boo boo boo, conversation, discovery, ganoid, godroon, hyaline, in the cafe, madness, pebble man, press area?, pugs?, rummer, serendipity, sixaine, slipped, snatches, style, surrealism, Tommy, untensils, words, zoppo
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No, no, I’m sorry, but you can’t have that lino print!…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s rather unfair joke is the one about the Prime Minister’s short legs.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dear reader, if you are puzzled by the title of today’s post, you could perhaps have a look at my earlier blog about how … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, billionare, conversation, discovery, dollars?, Elom Mush, famous, for sale, land line, legs, lino print, little dog, madness, No no no!, not for sale, on the phone, Prime Minister, serendipity, style, surrealism, the art world, three million pounds, two-million pounds, words
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Some overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s anteater is the one in the café, asking if they have got any ants.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘You never know, then it will be the spring, Charles.’‘Well, it was just, a sort of, diamond smell.’‘What? See a crazy person … Continue reading
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Tagged anteater, ants, ants in the cafe, art, arts, bench, bottom, buoys, Cafe Conversation, Charles, conversation, diamond smell, discovery, flute, Frank, madness, misheard, movie, observations, overheard conversation, serendipity, style, surreal poem, surrealism, surrealism., tribe, wasp, whoosh, words
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The lino print from the sketch with those messy electrical bits…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: papillote, telergy, godroon, commensuration, sommelier and brewis. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up … Continue reading
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Tagged art, arts, birds, black square., brewis, Burmester Set, commensuration, conversation, cubes, eyes, French curves, garb, godroon, High Court judge, madness, observations, papillote, Professor Mouldie, serendipity, sommelier, students, style, surrealism, telergy, Three-D cube, words, Your Honour
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Overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s portion of take-away chips and curry sauce is the discarded one sitting on a low wall at the end of the street.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Fom’?‘No Patrick’!‘A free-chair practice’?‘Me, I’d have a weedle will.’‘There you are! Happy birthday’!‘George, I’ll … Continue reading
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Tagged Cafe Conversation, chips and curry, conversation, discovery, Don, fom?, free-chair, George, gob-shite, in the cafe, Lola, misheard, observations, overheard, people, Peter Blake, serendipity, style, surrealism, towels?, weedle, wendel, words
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Some overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: dita, prudhomme, dudeen, viscacha, flaser, pennon, and synaeresis. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks with awarded … Continue reading
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Tagged arts, conversation, derv, dictionary words, discovery, dita, doffer, dudeen, extra marks, fane, festog, fig, flaser, ladle, madness, observations, on the map, one-eye hoot, pennon, Professor Mouldie, prudhomme, serendipity, shoulder length hair, students, style, surrealism, synaeresis, viscacha, weeble, words
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Oh dear, it seems to be a blog, about the blog…
But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s old word is, blimp.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have been doing this-here daily blog for several years now. But lately, the writing side of it is becoming very messy – not from your point of view, dear reader, but … Continue reading
Posted in art, arts, brain, composition, creation, design, drama, existentialism, expletives, Grumpiness, history, information, joke, learning, observations, photography, puzzle, reading, science, serendipity, surrealism, sweating, thinking, Uncategorized, words, writing
Tagged arts, bloody bad software, Bloody WordPress, classic and blocks, decay, difficult writing, discovery, madness, meesiness, observations, serendipity, stopping blogging, surrealism, words, writing difficulties
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Just some snatches of overheard and misheard café conversation…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instruction is to: open the sealed package using an old bread-knife, slip on the cardboard face-mask, supplied in the attached envelope, peel the perforated metal foil outwards, pull off the clear plastic screening, switch on … Continue reading
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Tagged arts, blow tube, bread knife, conversation, darlin', darn?, discovery, golfballs, humming sound, instruction pack, instructions, Jenny, madness, observations, packy-nuts, profit, Queue, rabbit tin, sauce, sealed package, serendipity, six packs, spin-wheels, style, surrealism, Tandy, Whoo!, words
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