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Opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china tea pot is the one shaped like Donald Trump’s head. They always sell these in packs of four, as they are so easy to smash, as throwing them across a room seems very popular.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> … Continue reading

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Oh, no! You’re not watching the TV forensics shows again, are you?…

But first…Dulltown. UK: Today’s owl is the one that is badgering the badgers.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who, me!But it seems that they are so very popular. There used to just a couple of shows, but now all the channels seem to have them … Continue reading

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Opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china tea pot is the one shaped like a croaking frog. This pot, is an adequate pourer. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hubert Punce, leaving home just after six am, had a shopping list in his hand. Upon … Continue reading

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The one connected with that wire box?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s elephant in the room is the boring one who has just discovered the host’s vinyl records. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘A wire box’? Yes, everyone should seek to have a box of wires… ‘Oh, don’t start going on … Continue reading

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Opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s adjectives are mucky, caparisoned, monoxylous, thelytokous, finical, circumfusile, and snobbish. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The hanging mist was curving, thick and sweaty. He found the gangway and started, as quietly as he could, up the steep slope. There … Continue reading

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It’s that lino print from the fake drawing…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s stick of rhubarb is the one that someone has thrown on the roof of someone else’s shiny new BMW sports car. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, about a week ago I mentioned, on these pages, a lino print … Continue reading

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Bird feeder collaboration…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s expletive, probably American, is By Crackity! A simple euphemism for Christ! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose I’m lucky to have, birds. Well, I don’t actually have them, of course, but they do whizz in and out of … Continue reading

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Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected adjectives are: globular, wankle, fo’gydom, morigerous, senescent, goliardic, and snotty. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Margaret Spooncop entered, slammed the front door after her, and went straightway into her kitchen; she was hungry as two thin horses. … Continue reading

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Yes, yes, but how big is it?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s owl is the thoughtful, but smug looking one… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This morning, first thing after making a nice cup of tea and stoking up the boiler of my old steam-driven computer, I had to decide what … Continue reading

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More lino print shenanigans…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected adjectives are: curved, barbaresque, teleologically, funiculate, mizzly, pythogenic, kirtled, and runny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That lino print, the one that I showed you the design for a few days ago, but didn’t tell you much … Continue reading

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See, I told you it was too cute…

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like a quiet word from the boss in the outer office…>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, it’s that lino print, the one that resulted from the rough sketch I showed you a couple … Continue reading

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It’s probably a bit too cute Dave…

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s rather nice fish names are: the False Brotula, the Kahawai, the Noodlefish, the Horsefish, the Modoc Sucker, and the Slender Mola. If you were visiting an aquarium with someone you wanted to impress, and you pointed … Continue reading

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Some overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation – pre-lockdown, of course…

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s quotation is from Flann O’Brien’s 1930s novel The Third Policeman:…a small man was sitting beside me watching me. He was tricky and he smoked a tricky pipe and his hand was quavery. His eyes were tricky … Continue reading

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So, how did that lino print turn out Dave?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s suit of armour is the one which is complete, and in very good condition, except for a large dent, slap bang in the middle of the plackart. (click) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You may recall dear reader, few … Continue reading

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Yes, that lino print’s done now…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s quotation is from Vladimir Nabokov’s 1933 novel Laughter in the Dark, which I recently finished re-reading: The darkness inside the taxi slid and swayed as quarters and halves and whole squares of ashen light passed … Continue reading

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Lunch and a lino design…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s quotation is from Vladimir Nabokov’s 1933 novel Laughter in the Dark, which I recently finished re-reading: ‘Forgive me,’ he said, ‘don’t be cross with me, Margo. I can’t live without you. Look here, I’ve thought … Continue reading

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The owl wasn’t really unexpected…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s confused film star is Moger Roore. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, a few days ago dear reader, I showed a photograph of some preliminary pencil drawings depicting some steps, or a staircase, and I waffled on about them … Continue reading

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Mail Art Postcard. No. 4744…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: Picasso pink, Pontormo purple, Rembrandt russet, Brancusi black, Magritte mauve, Arp azure, and Fuseli fawn. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hm… Well I think this is self-explanatory, don’t you? Ah, yet another of my mail … Continue reading

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Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like the planet Saturn – not a terrific pourer, but the ring system can of course be used as a handle. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jacky Snort plunged down, down; the … Continue reading

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Mail Art Postcard No. 4645…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s nice expletive is Blarm me! – this is obviously a corruption of the Cockney Blimey!, which is itself a corruption of Blind me! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Damn!…’ ‘What’s up?’ ‘The owl is on the sofa again…’ ‘Damn!…’ … Continue reading

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