But first…
Dulltown, Europe: Today’s old snapshot is the one of me arm-in-arm with Marilyn Monroe sitting on the bonnet of a Rolls Royce Silver Cloud in 1959.
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Excuses for being late. No. 226.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I desperately needed to push my cuticles back.
Guitar playing is like drinking alcohol, it is best not done on your own.
(Professor Mouldie)
A single overheard remark:
‘We’ve been invited to Wine College…’
A common sight in Dulltown:
A throng of people patiently waiting at a traffic light controlled pedestrian crossing, but nobody has had the initiative to actually press the bloody button.
A single overheard remark:
‘So, do you think it will go off by itself then?…’
There was an item of spam in my comments box this morning. It was from somebody called ‘private’.
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Thank you ‘private’. – I know that I am extremely fantastic, as you say – but still, it’s nice to have someone acknowledge it at last.
An observation:
Now, there’s someone who has never thought about the way they walk… Wow! Look at ’em go!…
‘I want to be a forensic detective…’
‘You want to be a foreign sick detective?…’
‘That’s what I said!…’
‘Oh, alright then…’
‘What have you got there Dave?’
‘Oh, it’s just a pump-action bottle of kitchen hand-wash.’
‘Look, it’s got a little plastic turtle and some fish inside it…’
‘Yes, they are printed on a transparent plastic sheet fastened to the tube inside.’
‘That’s a bit weird Dave… What’s it called?’
‘It’s “Palmolive Aquarium”…’
‘Aquarium?…’
‘Yes, I expect that it’s like washing your hands, in an aquarium…’
‘That’s weird!.’
‘I know. That’s why I bought it… and that it was reduced to only 99 pence!’
‘Who’d want to wash their hands in an aquarium?…’
‘Hm… I don’t know…’
Dave Whatt 