Some more overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: lumbang, posteen, gregale, toman, raddle, and katabothron. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences, ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up in the garb of a peasant fisherman, with bundles of nets, and a large cod, you must not allow this to distract you from your studies. Extra marks will be awarded to students who can sing in the low register.
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‘Eggs’?
‘Pumice.’
‘I’m on ‘ollidee.’
‘Who? Susan Standstill’?
‘And out with those Brians’!
‘I’m going Uncle Joe’s – now…’
‘So, it was Matthew had the stove’?
‘You are so dreadful – but a full banter.’
‘So, it was the grammar of the face, you see.’
‘Money involvement, but, yes, in each other…’
‘And, Paul, the council, were driving it.’
‘All the money, it was going bad again.’
‘Anything like that, but not Bruegel.’
‘Not in the doo, on the night…’
‘But he looks so normal’!
‘Going deaf in Italy’?
‘No more grim’!
‘Sludge’?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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1 Response to Some more overheard and misheard snatches of café conversation…

  1. ktz2 says:

    ‘But he looks so normal’. . ahaha
    and =see your email=

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