Mummy, can I have some more spam please?…

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Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like the first sigh upon waking on an overcast Monday morning.
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I usually get a couple of items of spam landing flapping like freshly caught fish in my comments box every day. I like the spam I receive to be as strange as possible, strange in subject matter, or in the writer’s use of odd and bizarre English, possibly as a result of a train of translations visiting many tongues on the way. Anyway, here a few recent extracts – I hope you find them as amusing as I do dear reader:

Michaelbo:
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Everett:
Ensure that everyone that life in your own home understands where to locate and use the primary drinking water turn off control device in the event there exists a burst open pipe emergency. This is especially crucial if you live in an area where your piping could freeze. Take time to exhibit your household people in which the valve is and ways to effectively close them back.
Clear your clothes routinely. That will go without the need of saying, but that goes for outfits that you have dried up cleaned out. Thoroughly clean garments go longer and check brisker.

JamesDi:
Preparing food for big quantities of men and women at breakfast time might be a soreness should you not have plenty of eggs. Adding loaves of bread crumbs on the scrambled ovum with help you extend them and feed many people. If you are using experienced bread crumbs, then it is going to improve the general flavoring.

 

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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8 Responses to Mummy, can I have some more spam please?…

  1. ktz2 says:

    Some especially tasty random words today –‘the small voices of muscles and experienced breadcrumbs’

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    Haha, I hope my hair doesn’t slide out….

  3. I’ve got to get to my household people right now and brisk check them. Yes.

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