Some overheard and misheard snatches of pre-lockdown cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected adjectives are: blunt, poikilitic, veloce, locorestive, cadgy, fatidical, irremeable, and puffy.
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‘Snuthin’ like literary glow, Maggie…’
‘There was footloose history, and everything!’
‘Then it was salted lashes every night!’
‘You know, Gordon! The one who played the bigger sister!
‘Evactory, I told you, that’s what’s coming here now!’
‘John was begging a bank-head – it was a tough nut.’
‘Oh, a drop-beam-step panto?…’
‘An owl just popped into my head Simon…’
‘Course e-add, course e-add, course e-add!’
‘It started in row E – it was all fairly mental.’
‘Diddle-eye, ready-go? No?’
‘So, that was it, Maggie – never again!…’
‘June two-time October – the rector’s dance-step beak!’
‘What? Starlight bang-ball?’
‘It was literally on the wall of the door.’
‘And then she went through with the horrible hint…’
‘Bugger the town, quietly…’
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For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.