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Opening lines for stories never to be written…

Posted on May 13, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s giraffe is the one sitting on a park bench trying to do the Times crossword puzzle.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The village folk whispered, and said that there was a dragon visiting, but no one had seen it yet. Rudolf … Continue reading →

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The swans and the ducks…

Posted on March 12, 2022 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown UK: Today’s instruction is to just pop it into a warm oven for a few minutes… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Hello there’! ‘Oh, hello…’ ‘What are you doing’? ‘See, I’m reading a book.’ ‘A book, eh’? ‘Yes.’ ‘I have plenty … Continue reading →

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Is this another puzzle picture, Dave?…

Posted on October 7, 2021 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s walrus is the one sitting on a park bench looking at saucy pictures of narwhals on her laptop. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ha! I’ll bet you can’t guess what this is! No, it’s alright, dear reader, don’t expect … Continue reading →

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Vacuums…

Posted on August 30, 2020 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s confused film star is Jamie Cee Lurtis. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘They are pretty clever things, aren’t they?’ ‘Eh?…’ ‘I see you have a vacuum flask with you today.’ ‘Oh, yes, very handy…’ ‘I once heard someone say … Continue reading →

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