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Opening lines for stories never to be written…

Posted on June 22, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary word is, monoptote.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The great big truck, and its long trailer, seemed to be doing everything that Morris tried, even missing a parked police vehicle, though Morris couldn’t even drive a car. It all started … Continue reading →

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Damn!… Thinking pigeons!…

Posted on January 20, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s aliens, in their hovering spacecraft, are the ones laughing at the way us humans constantly try to create wars to kill each other.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a scruffy back garden. Birds and small animals come in and … Continue reading →

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More misheard classical singing on the radio…

Posted on November 13, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: infrahuman, scug, tymp, macle, complanate, brassard, and missummation. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be … Continue reading →

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Hey, how about watching a real life TV forensics show?…

Posted on October 18, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s lost plectrum is the one eventually found inside an ancient Egyptian canopic jar. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just imagine the aliens, in their flying saucer, looking down on us.Why do they seem to be watching us humans so much?The … Continue reading →

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Some more of that overheard, and misheard, café conversation.

Posted on October 10, 2022 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown. UK: Today’s elephant in the room is the one trying to hide behind the settee because a religious friend of his has just arrived at the party. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> During those covid years the cafés were closed, of … Continue reading →

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Will it be just about a word?…

Posted on July 11, 2022 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s china teapot is the one shaped like a really bad dream. It looks very interesting and avant-garde, but, at the table, it is a very poor pourer.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was wandering into town, some months ago, and … Continue reading →

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