Tag Archives: Tony Mayonaise

Doom on a miserable looking postcard…

Posted on June 17, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s eight pigeons, all facing the same way, are the ones in a line, at the edge of next door’s sloping roof.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do like getting postcards. They used to come naked in the post, but now … Continue reading →

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And it was just Doom in the queue…

Posted on April 15, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown. UK: Today’s nice moths names are: the Netted Carpet, the Orange-tailed Clearwing, the Ground Lackey, the December Moth, the Red Sword-grass, the Chimney Sweeper, and the Straw Dot.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, last week, it was Tuesday afternoon, or was it … Continue reading →

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Some more of those Crush names…

Posted on March 21, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: passive pink, vacant violet, riotous red, murky maroon, yawning yellow, gurgling green, sneering sienna, brutish black and frowning fawn.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hm, I just received an email from Veronica Crush, writer from the glory … Continue reading →

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Mayonnaise coming out of a hole in the ground…

Posted on March 8, 2024 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: amentum, pallescent, theotokos, jesserant, quodlibet, and delundung. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be awarded … Continue reading →

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Mayonnaise leaning against a wall…

Posted on December 20, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s moths are: the Horse-Chestnut Leaf Minor, the Light Crimson Underwing, the Pale Eggar, the Silver Y, the Ghost Moth, and Dewick’s Plusia. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was only just thinking that we, in this area of town, don’t … Continue reading →

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So, what is in the surrealist van, this time?…

Posted on October 12, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s mouse is the one chewing on the under-floor joists in the middle of the night…>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hm, yesterday, Wednesday, in a light rain, I was walking through town, with some new pencils in my bag, when my … Continue reading →

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So, what do you think is in the Surrealist Van this week?…

Posted on August 2, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s politician is the one squirming, on the TV. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was Monday afternoon: ‘Oh, hello Davey-Boy…’ ‘Eh, Oh, hello Tony.’ (It was Tony Mayonnaise, bad poet from the glory days of the Hull Surrealist League) … Continue reading →

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Mayonnaise at 2 am…

Posted on June 2, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: Beethoven brown, Brahms blue, Handel heliotrope, Wagner white, Grieg grey, Chopin cherry, Strauss silver, Vivaldi violet, and Puccini pink. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Late last night, the phone rang. My landline one. I don’t … Continue reading →

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