Tag Archives: The Cramps

A few short, but pithy, items…

Posted on February 16, 2023 by Dave Whatt

But first…Dulltown, UK: Today’s Triceratops is the one munching six vegan salads outside McDonald’s.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late. No. 505:I’m sorry I’m late, but I was trying to work out why people like to watch other people playing football. A … Continue reading →

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Just a few short, but pithy items…

Posted on October 25, 2022 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s walrus is the one sitting in his Rolls-Royce, smirking, and flicking his cigar ash out of the window. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late. No. 498. I’m sorry I’m late, but I was thinking about what … Continue reading →

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Dave, still doing the dots, then?…

Posted on October 24, 2022 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s broken egg is the one on the pavement outside the post office… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, still doing them, you’d think that I’d have exhausted all the possibilities by now, wouldn’t you, dear reader? Yes, but they … Continue reading →

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Locomotion…

Posted on June 7, 2019 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film stars are: Bumphrey Hogart and Weese Ritherspoon. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you think I’ve got a funny gait? A funny gate Dave? No, no, have I got a funny, walk? Like in Monty Python? Well, … Continue reading →

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A busker rant…

Posted on February 8, 2019 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s sound is that of a Velcro fastener being ripped open in the middle of a church service. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, I have nothing against street musicians, buskers, as such… Yes, I have! There are generally too … Continue reading →

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A few short items…

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instruction is to slit the wrapping with a suitable implement and remove, rub it down with something soft and fluffy, tickle the underparts with a moistened finger end, stand back a couple of paces and … Continue reading →

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