Tag Archives: Professor and Brownlow

Brownlow and the professor’s trousers…

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about the Prime Minister and the rubber mouse in the dispatch box – oh, how we guffawed later on, down in our dungeon… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Good morning Professor – oh, my goodness!’ … Continue reading →

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Brownlow and the professor on the phone…

Posted on October 14, 2018 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s honoured guests are the Max Schreck Nosferatu lookalike twins Molly and Percy Piglow – come on up you two and join us on the sofa! My word! Your teeth look really convincing! Ouch!… (M.S.) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> … Continue reading →

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Brownlow down the pub…

Posted on May 2, 2018 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word lard. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘And what the hell time do you call this Brownlow!’ ‘Oh, hello professor, it’s eleven-thirty give or take a…’ ‘No!… I mean, what’s … Continue reading →

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Brownlow and the Prof. on the road…

Posted on January 16, 2018 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s colours are: bloated brown, attenuated auburn, gripe green, bucket blue, rollicking red, and puckered pink. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Brownlow! Brownlow! Stop faffing about and get into the bloody car!’ ‘Sorry professor, I was just checking my notes … Continue reading →

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Brownlow and the professor receive a parcel…

Posted on November 13, 2017 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word pamphlet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Brownlow!… Brownlow! Where the hell are you?’ ‘Oh, hello Professor, I was down in the basement dusting those rather cute canopic jars that … Continue reading →

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What’s that smell Brownlow?…

Posted on December 24, 2016 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s rather insipid Victorian expletive is ‘by helecum!…’ Even though it sounds clever and a bit classical, I think that word has no actual meaning – I just searched for it and Google said, ‘Did you … Continue reading →

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Brownlow and the Professor…

Posted on November 7, 2016 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s ancient Egyptian deity is the snake-headed goddess Amaunet with her attributes of hidden power and the primeval. (Amaunet) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Professor… Professor!…’ ‘Eh?’ ‘Ah, sorry, did I disturb you sir?’ ‘Yes you did Brownlow! I was … Continue reading →

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What’s this tied to the old spoon?…

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like Michelangelo’s David… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here’s an old post rehashed from my days of blogging on that funny old thing Myspace: ‘I say Professor, it’s good to be out … Continue reading →

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Brownlow and the Prof. in deep waters…

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Dave Whatt

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s fruit bat is the one who eats only sausages and bacon. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here’s a rehashed piece from my early days of blogging when I was on that odd thing called Myspace: ‘Good morning Brownlow, did … Continue reading →

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